mardi 13 novembre 2007

octopus legs....






"prashant" (1:33:23 AM): man, when i'm old, i'm gonna do w/e the fuck i want
"prashant" (1:33:30 AM): i'll just be like "bitch i'm senile"
blackfalcon1477 (1:33:57 AM): XDDDDDDDDDDDd
"prashant" (1:33:46 AM): "fear me! i'm senile"
blackfalcon1477 (1:34:18 AM): yes, feel the wrath of my dentures
"prashant" (1:34:12 AM): i'll run around and do stupid stuff in my old frail body
"prashant" (1:34:29 AM): and talk about how i ran (not walked) to school in the blistering cold
"prashant" (1:34:30 AM): uphill
"prashant" (1:34:31 AM): both ways
blackfalcon1477 (1:35:21 AM): with no shoes
"prashant" (1:35:02 AM): or socks
"prashant" (1:35:21 AM): holding 300 lbs of books in my hand and other 300 on my back
blackfalcon1477 (1:36:16 AM): and that's what gave you that old, frail body
"prashant" (1:35:57 AM): exactly
"prashant" (1:36:04 AM): but i'll run around in my old, frail body
"prashant" (1:36:15 AM): and probably break every bone just walking down the street
"prashant" (1:37:10 AM): i think i'll get my brain frozen after i die
blackfalcon1477 (1:37:37 AM): ....
"prashant" (1:37:21 AM): and the have it put in one of those like leg walky thingies
"prashant" (1:37:33 AM): so it's like a brain w/ those creepy as hell metal octopus legs
blackfalcon1477 (1:38:21 AM): ...
"prashant" (1:38:02 AM): and then i can really be like "ha fear me now bitches! i have scary octopus legs!"
blackfalcon1477 (1:38:32 AM): XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
"prashant" (1:38:14 AM): then i can take over the world
blackfalcon1477 (1:38:54 AM): XDDDDDD dear lord, prashant, taking over the world in a metal octopus body
"prashant" (1:38:35 AM): yep
blackfalcon1477 (1:39:03 AM): with a senile brain
"prashant" (1:38:41 AM): i have my life very carefully planned
blackfalcon1477 (1:39:11 AM): I'm sure
"prashant" (1:38:57 AM): well, it's well planed after i get senile. idk what i'm gonna do till i get senile, but that's not important
blackfalcon1477 (1:40:13 AM): I'm sure
blackfalcon1477 (1:40:21 AM): because senility is the center of life
"prashant" (1:40:29 AM): exactly
"prashant" (1:40:35 AM): well, that and college
blackfalcon1477 (1:41:03 AM): oh yes
blackfalcon1477 (1:41:12 AM): the drinking...
"prashant" (1:40:52 AM): lol
"prashant" (1:40:55 AM): and partying
blackfalcon1477 (1:41:29 AM): in your non-frail body
"prashant" (1:41:15 AM): i'll practice my running around and being crazy in college
"prashant" (1:41:45 AM): then i can take over the world much more effectively
"prashant" (1:42:13 AM): it takes great skill (and senileness) to rule the world effectively, none of which can be obtained w/o practice in college
"prashant" (1:42:40 AM): maybe i'll major in senileness
blackfalcon1477 (1:43:34 AM): whatever tougas majored in
"prashant" (1:43:16 AM): lol
"prashant" (1:43:20 AM): only she sucks at it, obviously she didn't practice in college
blackfalcon1477 (1:43:55 AM): yeah....so it bordered craziness
blackfalcon1477 (1:44:02 AM): I'm sure that's what happened
"prashant" (1:43:43 AM): exactly
"prashant" (1:43:51 AM): maybe her and dr. glumm went and smoked pot together and had chunks of their brains removed
"prashant" (1:45:00 AM): it’s the remnants of their failed attempts at senileness and world domination
blackfalcon1477 (1:45:37 AM): stuck here at ncssm
"prashant" (1:45:20 AM): yep
blackfalcon1477 (1:45:48 AM): sad, sad lives…
"prashant" (1:45:29 AM): i know
blackfalcon1477 (1:45:54 AM): no octopus legs
"prashant" (1:45:36 AM): how depressing
blackfalcon1477 (1:45:59 AM): no preserved brains
blackfalcon1477 (1:46:00 AM): I know
"prashant" (1:45:46 AM): that's why u practice at college
"prashant" (1:45:47 AM): duh
blackfalcon1477 (1:46:19 AM): it's common knowledge
"prashant" (1:45:57 AM): i mean, what else is college for?
"prashant" (1:46:27 AM): only the really disillusioned people actually think it's important for getting a good job and all that stuff
"prashant" (1:46:43 AM): getting a job, making money, all that is irrelevant in the grand scheme of things
"prashant" (1:46:57 AM): the only thing important is making sure your senile career goes as planned
"prashant" (1:47:19 AM): w/ the whole preserved brain and octopus legs
blackfalcon1477 (1:47:44 AM): yes
blackfalcon1477 (1:47:49 AM): metal octopus legs
"prashant" (1:47:30 AM): exactly
blackfalcon1477 (1:47:54 AM): 'cause anything else won't last
blackfalcon1477 (1:49:30 AM): but I'll go get more sleep before I write about octopus legs on my exam
"prashant" (1:49:11 AM): hahaha
"prashant" (1:49:18 AM): "what bone is this?"
"prashant" (1:49:21 AM): "OCTOPUS LEGS"
blackfalcon1477 (1:49:47 AM): YES
blackfalcon1477 (1:49:49 AM): exactly
blackfalcon1477 (1:49:51 AM): X)
"prashant" (1:49:38 AM): "name the function of this muscle?"
"prashant" (1:49:48 AM): "to ensure world domination after senileness"
blackfalcon1477 (1:50:15 AM): hahaha
blackfalcon1477 (1:51:06 AM): subliminal messaging
"prashant" (1:50:46 AM): lol
"prashant" (1:52:14 AM): but u have to mention the metalness of them
"prashant" (1:52:44 AM): i mean, come on. what good would real octopus legs do?
blackfalcon1477 (1:53:21 AM): I know....obviously nothing for those octopi
"prashant" (1:53:06 AM): i know right
"prashant" (1:53:15 AM): i mean all they do is swim and pee ink
"prashant" (1:53:19 AM): and get eaten
blackfalcon1477 (1:53:49 AM): by senile humans
"prashant" (1:53:26 AM): now if they had metal legs
"prashant" (1:53:50 AM): they would be like "ddddddddddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! and then totally rape you w/ the metalness of their legs"
blackfalcon1477 (1:54:22 AM): XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
"prashant" (1:54:14 AM): and instead of having a senile brain as the world leader, we'd have octopi"
"prashant" (1:54:19 AM): *octopuses
"prashant" (1:54:30 AM): who would be like "fear my legs bitches"
"prashant" (1:54:37 AM): "aaaaahhhhh teh rapezors"

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